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Afghanistan's only pig quarantined in flu fear


KABUL (Reuters) - Afghanistan's only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.

That's right. Because pigs spontaneously bust out with the swine flu, just like the Human Torch can spontaneously burst out in flame. It's all an elaborate, evil plot by pigs everywhere to microbiologically wreck revenge upon the human population for eating them for so many years.