There Ain't No Devil, It's Just God When He's Drunk

There is a lot of good stuff out there on the interwebs. Luckily for me, I still have some friends in college (ugh, law school), who have enough time on their hands to find the cream of the crop for me so I don't have to waste my time on sites that pretend to be amazing, but then quickly turn god-awful. I'm looking at you, wwtdd.

This one is too good to not share. Particularly this entry. I don't know what blog etiquette is, but I figure that since I've cited the site and the post, I can go ahead and just repost the post here as a teaser.

WARNING: COPIOUS SWEARING. I try to keep most things clean here, but every now and then, something will slip. This site is totally not about that. So if you are offended by potty language or are under 15, do not under any circumstances read the following post below. Or be curious about it either. Because that's just as filthy.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

No.

Honestly, Axolotl, if you don't stop existing right now, I'm going to tear my eyes out and then eat them, in the hope that this would somehow be so traumatic that I would never have to think about you ever again. You might finally put the whole intelligent design argument to rest. (Does anyone really want to think about God doing acid?) On the other hand, I can't possibly think of an evolutionary reason for you to look so ridiculous, you amphibious motherfucker. Are you trying to blend into a Keith Haring painting?

Just because you have a weird looking smiley face where a normal face should be doesn't mean I'm gonna ignore the fact that you can't even metamorphosize your crazy ass. EPIC EVOLUTIONARY FAIL, AXOLOTL. Maybe you should think a little less about creeping people the fuck out and a little more about stimulating your thyroid. You probably make the best argument ever to stay out of the water. I'll take my quarter of the earth's surface, Axolotl, now leave me the fuck alone.

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And a big "thanks" to A-Law for taking his time from law school to give me things to procrastinate with.