There Ain't No Devil, It's Just God When He's Drunk

I had to put this in because who doesn't love gay penguins? Take that, crazy fundamentalists who say that homosexuality is 'unnatural.' Unfortunately, while love might conquer all, when you're in a zoo, you're subject to the rule of Prop 8 -esque discrimination. Booo.

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

Gay penguins