There Ain't No Devil, It's Just God When He's Drunk

In another turn of horrific events, my FAVOURITE radio station of all time, Sacramento's Alternative station KWOD is GONE. No more. Cancelled.

I am in shock. The only radio station to play awesome music has fallen to the crappy economy.

PLUS, in even more horrendous news, the douche bags who control the fate of California have voted to uphold Prop 8, meaning that my beloved state of CA is more tyrannical than the corn state of Iowa, the Church of Scotland, and the East Coast.

Nothing makes me more fuming mad than seeing basic rights be blatantly ignored, especially since Prop 8 seems to have turned into a war over semantics. Since we supposedly live in a country where ideas such of equality exist, I feel it is only fair that we get to vote on EVERYONE'S right to marry. Want marriage? Stand before a jury of you 'peers' and testify as to why your love is 'better' than anyone else's and why you deserve it more than anyone else.

I hope those who can't see how unconstitutional Prop 8 is get squashed by a horde of GAY ELEPHANTS before being attacked by a flock of GAY PENGUINS.

I had to put this in because who doesn't love gay penguins? Take that, crazy fundamentalists who say that homosexuality is 'unnatural.' Unfortunately, while love might conquer all, when you're in a zoo, you're subject to the rule of Prop 8 -esque discrimination. Booo.

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

Gay penguins