Friday 26 June 2009
Love being stoned? Love crop circles? Then too bad you weren't born a wallaby.
Apparently, crop circles have mysteriously shown up in Tasmania. The culprit? Stoned wallabys jumping around in circles.
We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as
a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings
told local media on Thursday.
"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies
that are high," she said.
This explains the real crops circles popping up in states like Kansas and Nebraska. Old MacDonald is really Old MacDrugpusher hiding his shit in the silo, and when the sheep accidentally get a taste, BAM. Instead of drugs raid, you get Mel Gibson running around trying to interprete the movements of jacked up livestock.
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