There Ain't No Devil, It's Just God When He's Drunk

Say what you will about strippers, dancers, sex workers and the like, you have to admit that these women are amazing. They must be either secret sexy ninja assassins, Spiderman's illegitimate offspring (damn you Spidy!Why wasn't I one!??!), or Cirque du Soleil gravity magicians, because the human body and a pole just shouldn't fuse like that.

I should probably not have that second cupcake...