There Ain't No Devil, It's Just God When He's Drunk

"This is regarding your visa application. My manager will not accept these bank statements. Please see the Immigration Rules regarding maintenance"

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! By now, I have sent this chick 3 different forms of bank statements, all SAYING THE SAME THING, some PRINTED OUT BY THE BANK!

Oh, and btw, I DID SEE ALL THE IMMIGRATION RULES REGARDING MAINTENANCE! I FOLLOWED THEM!

Tomorrow, I am going back to the bank. I am having them stamp EVERY PAGE of my statements. Then, when my official verifying letter comes, I am sending that too. THEN, when my hard copy statements eventually arrive, I will send that too.

Nice that I put Jan.20th as the day I expected to depart. Thank jebus I don't have to deal with things like plane tickets and schedules....but what it means is more time spent at home. And grandma needs new eyewear now...